Memoirs of an Autistic Dwarf

A couple of days ago now, I went to make my usual shopping expedition. ( No, nothing to see here. ) Never accept a man's opinion regarding good if you do not know that he has experienced awesome.

I have grown very tired of my present living environment, for a number of reasons. ( This could take a while. ) The reason why nobody says "When you are tired of Queensland, you are tired of life" is because they know the suicide rate would increase manifold within ten minutes.

This week has been very stressful. ( This is not a love song. ) Time flies, even when you are not having fun.

Well, Friday is here again, and you all know what that means. ( No need for shouting. ) Sensory responses do not know the word "should".

Well, today I was enthusiastic to get to the university and see the people there. ( Punch line under this link. ) Give a man something to look forward to, and he will push himself further in everything.

Because it has been a while since the last one, I shall post a collection of photos today. ( Photos under this link. Beware. ) Never put off until tomorrow what you could have done yesterday.

Another week, another day at uni, only with a bit of a difference. ( Just to be different this week, I will put a photo under this link. ) Sometimes a subtle difference is the one you notice the most.

This week at uni was, like the previous week, variant from the weeks that had come before. ( I do not feel so well. ) No amount of pretending can make confusion fun.

For possibly the first time since I started, this week brought a slight variation on the usual routine at uni. ( No pictures under this link. ) Routines are not a good thing when they are more like a prison.

So, the moment of truth (or at least one of them) arrived today. ( Do not click this link. ) The best way to learn to make a film is to see it being done badly.

Last Friday was one of the most trying, and strangely reassuring, Fridays I have had this year. ( No need for shouting. ) Disappointment and elation are all a matter of context.

Because it has been such a long time since the last one, I thought I would post this collection of stupid photos. ( Click here for photos. ) This entry was brought to you by the number 111. Why bother?

Last Monday, I went to the local shopping centre in order to obtain a few food items to get me through the rest of the week. ( I promise the story is more interesting than this. ) It is very possible to expect less than nothing and still be bitterly disappointed.

The drama and confusion of university continue this week. ( I seem to like punching myself in the groin. ) Tell me that life was actually meant to be this difficult.

Another week, another day at university. ( Piss off. ) Sticking feathers up your arse does not make you a chicken.

This week at uni was a very tough one, from a participation perspective. ( The dark lord told me to live. ) Helping and making the appearance of helping are not the same thing.

Today, I write with a heavy heart and a mind that has lost perception of the world it inhabits for a brief period. ( No pictures here. ) The definition of justice is a rigger being left utterly powerless.

I do not do prefab forms and "memes", for reasons of varying credibility. ( No pictures under this link. ) There is also a good reason why I do not have a computer grafted to my arm like one film out there predicted.

It has now been about three weeks since I moved into my new residence. ( I am just as surprised as you are. ) The real test comes very soon.

No doubt, many of you will be curious about some things in the previous entry. ( Okay, I am bullshitting myself there. ) Human beings were not meant to live in heat like this.